Mike "Brains" DeCarlo
up by the Dandy Boys in 1998 after we busted him at his Meth Lab in his parents' basement. We saw he was a brilliant chemist
so we made him work for us as an indentured servant. (On the agreement that we wouldn't send him to jail.) Brains is always
inventing new crime-fighting gadgets for us, but he rarely sees them in action because we usually break them. Brains also
makes sure that The Dandymobile is running smoothly, and that its' tires are pumped to regulation standards. Brains maintains
the Dandy Boys' garden and is in the process of cross breeding German Shepards with Tulips. He hopes to create a lovely looking,
decorative plant that is also capable of biting your hand off.
Name: Dominic Joseph DeSoto
Bio: DeSoto fills out
the psychological intimidation factor of the Dandy Boys, because he is a pure and genuine asshole. He is often brought into
interrogations to mentally break down the culprit or witness. Most Danville street thugs remember DeSoto by his punishing
backhand slap across the face, and his skills with a baseball bat.
Name: Steven Lawrence Capizzi
By using his innate Italian mafia logic, Capizzi has become a priceless asset to the Dandy Boys. Scamming, scheming and making
death threats simply come naturally to him, and his monkey-like toes have gotten him and others out of some sticky situations.
Capizzi says he can't remember how many skulls he's cracked, but it's probably up there in the high 20s.