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Some believe in ghosts and spirits, banshees and goblins.
Some don't.
We the Dandy Boys may not have all the answers
to these phenomena but we do know a little about Phantoms. Phantoms are the maurading bad boys of the supernatural
world. They are always causing trouble and creating bothersome mysteries for us to solve. However, if there is a mystery we
can't solve, we can always blame it on a phantom.
In fact, phantoms account for 94% of all crimes investigated
by the Dandy Boys. I swear, if there was a way to catch this mischevious scallywags in a bottle and fart into it, I'd be the
first to do it.
DIRTY DEEDS:
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| Doorbell ditching an innocent Danville citizen |
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| This Phantom destroys a mailbox |
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| One nasty trick: This phantom opens an umbrella INDOORS |
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Most people have heard of say, the assassination of JFK. This little incident was most definitely the cause of a phantom
who was craving attention. But did you know that there are many other famous cases actually caused by our phantom pals? For
instance were you aware that World War I and the consequent Russian Revolution were actually
a little joke pulled by a phantom named Johnny O'Tingles?
Some other examples of naughty phantom tomfoolery are:
The
creation of the Universe (Quite a big prank to pull I must say!)
The Renaissance
Napoleanic Wars
Crop Circles
Stonehenge
Gravity
Atomization of Hiroshima and Nakasaki
Causing one of Dan Burns' toes to be stronger than the other
The loss of
Steve Capizzi's car keys
Missing socks
Genital Warts
The African Slave Trade
Stock Market Crash of 1929
Cancellation of "Dinosaurs!"
The Ben and J.Lo breakup fiasco
(More to come...)
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| This phantom stealthily takes a man's briefcase |
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| This vile phantom defecates in front of an obvious "No Dumping" sign. Disgusting! |
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| This phantom hits the playground looking for some supple young boys to take home |
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| This Phantom spoils everyone's day by peeing in the sandbox |
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